good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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