I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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