I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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