Are we in a gay sports bar?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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