Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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