Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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