That's intense
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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