Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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