You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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