I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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