Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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