i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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