party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
