dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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