i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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