When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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