sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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