his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
