garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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