i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the day after is always just damage control
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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