i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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