North Korea, Best Korea!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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