"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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