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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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