I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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