Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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