scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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