did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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