Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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