i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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