Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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