well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My vagina is very pro this idea
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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