I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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You. Win. At. Life.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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