I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This baby is an asshole
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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