She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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