Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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