..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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