its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
