Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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