would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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