So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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