she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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