Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Me too!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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