I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
