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she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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