Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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