If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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