Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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