I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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