Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I need moral support for this bender
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We're too hungover to prance.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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